I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.

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Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.

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husssel:

I was fucking dying when I saw this.

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“Girls, with a boy like that it’s serious, Señoritas don’t follow him, Soon he will eat your hearts as cereals, Sweet lolitas, don’t go you’re still young”

(Source: daftdrun-k)

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me trying to read fanfiction

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

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Situations in which it’s acceptable to compare eating meat to rape or genocide:

atheistme:

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I get so pissed when people say shit like that..

Is it just humans who shouldn’t eat other animals? Or do you think the whole animal kingdom should go veg?

(Source: maladaptivemaladie)

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stormriver:

Lady Gaga | Marina & The Diamonds | Blood & Control
Forgive him before he’s dead because I’m gonna make you fall.

A Bloody Mary/Power & Control mash up, soundcloud + download link here

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And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:

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