the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:
Caption: 
“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:

Caption: 

“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

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metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

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hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi)

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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(Source: itsrainingcatsandblogs)

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fake-mermaid:
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

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vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

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And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

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IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

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teyuss:

this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england

teyuss:

this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england

(Source: itsfunnytome)

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